BTC Long-Term SHORT Position Hypo: "Dear God, Not like this"

Pretty self-explanatory title, this hypo represents a possible 9.4-.500 range rejection as an alternative to the "Parabolic Moonboi Move" possibility. Lots of talk that bitcoin is about to explode up, the contrarian in me wants to short lol. (Disclaimer: I am currently LONG but very open to change).

הערה:

*eyeball emoji*
*eggplant emoji*
*kissy-face emoji*

In all seriousness, let's pray it bounces off 8.8-.9k and runs screaming to the upside. lol

הערה:

beautiful, now let's hope this pump doesn't lose steam and create a downward trend line.

הערה:

^ see above, sigh of relief?