Easiest Hypothetical Rug Of My Life

7 באוג׳ 2022

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Hide yo wife’s boyfriend.

For the past few months I’ve been looking at the state of economies. Especially in China, damn u satan ugly. First it was a housing crisis and now its a banking crisis. Basically China stole the idea behind the 2008 crisis (Made In Gina). So uh, I'm thinking this little bull rally "hypothetically" is just one big bear doomsday flag waiting for a catalyst. First it was Ukraine, next is Taiwan? "Putin won't attack Ukraine, he's not capable of such aggression." "Ping won't attack Taiwan, war isn't good for an economic crisis". All I can say at this point is:

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