I know what you're thinking...WTF is going on here?

Oil=kaput
Employment=kaput
Consumer spending=kaput
Economy generally= kaput
Copper=kaput
commercial shipping=kaput

Stonk Market? TO the MOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!

So WTF?

I don't know. This just looks like super-heavy market manipulation ahead of another huge crash. Call me crazy. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But how would I be? Where's all the money supposed to come from? Where's it coming from now?

If you're short, just friggin hold it. I don't trust this any further than I can throw Nell Carter.