Clear indication of large gains followed by even more losses
This chart, (programed in the GIBBERISH language) clearly indicates large gains by those holding the TORN asset, the native asset of the Tornado Washing Machine Corporation of Topeka, Kanas which are then followed by inverse parabolic losses on a Biblical scale and a unforeseen spike in the Spousal Abuse Index. Owners of TORN should pay special attention to the concentrated ownership of this coin and would do well in acquiring the home address and telephone number of the owners of this address. Owners are also advised to re-watch the classic film The Wizard of OZ to fully comprehend the significance of the name tornado and the risk involved in standing directly in the path of high turbulence winds, but this is not advice. Should you see the formation of the Flying Witch in the sky pattern, this will indicate that your trip is to begin shortly and seat belts will be of no use and you are to simply place your head between your legs and kiss your ass sweet qood-bye.
Further updates to be provided prior to adverse activity.
The Sublime Prince of Enlightenment
Toronto, Canada
* Full Disclosure: The author of this financial analysis holds a large bag of this asset and hopes to dispose of it at the point where he will realize maximum financial gain at the expense of anyone, anyone at all, who understands the full value of this coin. The author also asserts that all such coin has been fully washed and cleaned and then dry cleaned at Jombo Cleaners down the street , with no trace what so ever remaining of its source or the dirty filthy hands that have touched it after it was removed from an unnamed DEX which shall remain unnamed for the reason of personal privacy and/or any interest by the FBI, CIA or SEC et al in such ill founded rumors.
Further updates to be provided prior to adverse activity.
The Sublime Prince of Enlightenment
Toronto, Canada
* Full Disclosure: The author of this financial analysis holds a large bag of this asset and hopes to dispose of it at the point where he will realize maximum financial gain at the expense of anyone, anyone at all, who understands the full value of this coin. The author also asserts that all such coin has been fully washed and cleaned and then dry cleaned at Jombo Cleaners down the street , with no trace what so ever remaining of its source or the dirty filthy hands that have touched it after it was removed from an unnamed DEX which shall remain unnamed for the reason of personal privacy and/or any interest by the FBI, CIA or SEC et al in such ill founded rumors.
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